My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
*shaves legs seductively*
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
can i log out of life
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world
people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat
lmfaoo niggas on here be reblogging the simplest basic relationship shit like “i want somebody to eat pizza and watch regular show with” fool u can do that with ya lil cousins if yount get yo ass outta here!!!!
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”