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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

fabulusly:

*shaves legs seductively* 

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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queefdollaz:

lmfaoo niggas on here be reblogging the simplest basic relationship shit like “i want somebody to eat pizza and watch regular show with” fool u can do that with ya lil cousins if yount get yo ass outta here!!!!

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”