you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.
When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
always scared that I won’t be enough!!!!!
Me when I’m the next one to present in class
"Mom can we get McDonalds?"
"Eat what’s in the fridge"
the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
yes im a girl and yes I’m a gamer xD
when you see a big spider on your desk